December 2008
“Close your mouth. You’re getting shit on the carpet.”
– Tales to Mildly Astonish: An Open Letter To Clint Eastwood
“Missing children. The theft of one hundred spacesuits from storage at the...”
– Grant Morrison, the gloriously purple prose narration from FRANKENSTEIN! #3.
“No, he killed her in childbirth. She still hasn’t forgiven him.”
– Phred Serenissima, Timing Error: FLASH FICTION FRIDAY: THE PARTY CIRCUIT
“I hope this “reclaiming the asshole” writer dies in a freak strip club accident.”
– vainglorious
