January 2010
SELF PITY!
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Regret!
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Truth doesn't make a noise.
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I thought it went Ping, not unlike one’s gaydar.
(I FOLLOW MANY AWESOMETASTIC PEOPLE, ACTUALLY. BE...
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I chase around behind them like a dog, my tongue hanging out.
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"Hey, did you want any of your sushi from lunch?...
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WAIT.
gamesockson:
They don’t love you like I love you.
YOU SHOULD RESOLVE TO CONTINUE TO BE AWESOME IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE NEXT YEAR.
My head: "Oh no, what if everyone spontaneously...
We planned the party yesterday because everything else fell through. People like us. People will come.
I don't know what to do with the 8 oranges I just...
isopod:
I’ve eaten four so far. I don’t think I can do more.
SMASH THEM INTO JUICE?
Best hashtag in the last ten minutes: "Hangover...
tennroof:
My first Fleetwood Mac encounter,...
I wish I had held off and posted "Spin Spin Sugar"...
Does your bowtie spin?
Hot.
tennroof:
Reaching back past the youngsters to...
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I AM NEVER SARCASTIC ABOUT FLEETWOOD MAC.
Never think that.
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You will note that Jamie Oliver was not included.
I find him a little scary.
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I want you to know how much I love my sushi chef.
zombienumbersix:
Because I tip like 120% every time I go, tonight he surprised me with a special dish laden with tuna and the thinnest cucumber slices in existence.
There was a sushi bar in Victoria that we basically lived at until the owner, who loved us, basically closed down the restaurant so he could open a trailer park in Alaska. He named the place Hime Sushi (“Princess...
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I'm seriously having trouble fitting these things...
OH NO, COVERED IN WASABI.
Minou is in fact wearing pants this evening.
thedoctr:
Sorely disappointed.
WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY ILLUSIONS!?
lickystickypickyme:youcankeepthechange:
Spice...
I am eating a leftover salmon tempura roll from...
Each piece is roughly the size of a hefty testicle.
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Now I'm really hungry.
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Dude, could you put on some pants, I find it weird...
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YOU DON’T OWN ME~!
secretcities:
Scientific Attempt To Create Most...
I always get anxious before having a party.
icallbullshitonthat:mmmarv:glitteringcloud9:
Joan...
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THE BAFFLED KING COMPOSING HALLELUJAH!
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