January 2011
therealestsocksinthegame replied to your post: I would like your dick in my mouth for New Year’s.
ALL THE DICKS (why am I talking? #pulling the drunk card #great memes of 2010)
IT’S TIME TO DRINK ALL THE THINGS.
Anonymous asked: I would like your dick in my mouth for New Year's.
Anonymous asked: I would like your dick in my mouth for New Year's.
I can only hope that Jakke gets my askhole message...
IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY.
Counting down to tonight's ANNUS NOVUS party:...
December 2010
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My friend Indra has a piece of flash fiction at... →
bostongrits replied to your post: O hai, dude.
shoulda left the original. OR shoulda said - um, no.
The question was not directed to me, just to Ubermichael. He hasn’t decided how he’s going to, um, phrase a response.
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O hai, dude.
Sure thing, go ahead and invite your friend who is both boring and sexist, as well as his partner who we’ve never met, to our New Year’s Eve party tomorrow night. Because nothing makes a New Year’s Eve enjoyable like have some twit ignore our female friends while not contributing anything to the conversation.
ROSWELL really makes one appreciate the dialogue...
Because most of the characters are so very very flat-sounding.
Also, at least so far, there are a lot of plot twists that depend on the characters not remembering they have alien super-powers.
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“In a medium that often struggles with its perception by the general public as...”
– Chris Sims, The 5 Worst Comics of 2010
There you go. Punch him a little bit to fulfill...
You won’t get backstories or anything, so revel in your one moment.
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Also, jerkwad football players:
Don’t just wait for him by the dumpster and then tell him to “Stay away from her,” before, um, wandering away into the dark? Jesus Christ, The OC had already had three fist fights by the time it got four episodes in.
Dear jerkwad footballer players on a 1990s Sci-Fi...
When you’re hanging out at the local burger joint and scoping the male lead of the series so you can lay down some inevitable whup-ass on behalf of your buddy—because, you know, standard love triangle dramz—maybe try not to look like you’re on a date with each other and scoping to pick a dude up for a threeway, k? It undercuts your ridiculous hetero-male grunt-powers.
I know that laundry day is not typically a time to...
But, like, eight-thirty in the morning is a bit early to being seeing somebody in hot pink booty shorts.
At least being up at seven in the morning means I...
thisbodysfabric:
“The Ballad of Davy Crockett...
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6:59 am.
Nights where you don’t sleep at all and you can’t even go do things in the living room until your houseguest gets up and leaves at quarter to seven to do a day-trip are stupid and horrible.
This isn’t even a hangover.
BOOZE, GOOD PEOPLE, BOOZE.
Me: No one's going to judge you.
J: Certainly not the drag queens, they're known for their tolerance.
MUST DOWNLOAD DIRTY DANCING SOUNDTRACK I DON'T...
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Drunk. Drag queen bingo. Hot guys. Stuff.
BOOZE.
I've mentioned this before, but I usually have...
Past the continent of piled sex books (which are across the path from the Italian Fascism section).
Also, everybody sneezes in the same spot.
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Today!
So far:
Brunch in Gastown! The waitress looked exactly like Very Mary Kate.
Detour to look at the loft apartments of some friends of ours. Gorgeous! Long to have such a beautiful space to live and write in.
Took J to McCloud’s Books, which has a winding maze-like basement and the constant threat of suffocating under an collapsing pile of books.
Took her to see the Olympic Cauldron. She...
There's a Japanese porno manga on the dinner...
My friend J has arrived from her travels in the interior of B.C., and will be hanging around here until she leaves to head back to Japan on Monday.
The porno’s a gift for a friend of one of her other friends, who makes smutty buttons. We may be doing a dramatic reading from it on New Year’s Eve.
I’m probably going to take her to Main Street or Commercial Drive today,...
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It always weirds me out when I have a moment of...
This shouldn’t last long.
“And we learn he’s a real rogue. Does things his own way. Often gets in trouble...”
– By Ken Levine: How to sell a one-hour drama to FX or USA or A&E or whoever. (via coyotesqrl)
Okay, I'm awake, I need to shower and get my shit...
I’ve arranged with the professor I work for part-time that she’ll unlock the building so I can do magazine work and work for her.
After that, I’m writing with a friend.
After that, our friend who lives in Japan should be arriving this evening. This will probably lead to increasingly drunk live-blogging, to be followed by live-blogging a stomach pump or something. She usually...
deadline-is-overrated asked: D'you know that Hollywood is remaking Akira? Starring Zac Efron???? Blasphemy.
*Hate-hate-hateHollywoodatpresent*
*Hate-hate-hateHollywoodatpresent*
deadline-is-overrated asked: D'you know that Hollywood is remaking Akira? Starring Zac Efron???? Blasphemy.
*Hate-hate-hateHollywoodatpresent*
*Hate-hate-hateHollywoodatpresent*
The upshot is, need more Miyazaki movies.
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