January 2012
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“BUT THE INTERNET TOLD ME THAT POOR PEOPLE EAT IPHONES AND ESCALADES WHILE THEY...”
– Angela deftly breaks down class hierarchy.
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New Years Parties are always awkward when they...
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Banner fuckin' year at the Bender household.
I have been cruised by three different men this...
I do not understand why.
Ha?
I think I just got cruised in the alley by a random manly daddy type?
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2011.
I got my master’s degree this year, which is special? It’s sitting under a stack of comic books in the bedroom.
December 2011
Oh god, Facebook, stop trying to engage with my irritation over seeing that fucking Zooey Deschanel video posted ad nauseum.
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The first story takes place in the far-flung future of 1920! In which there was no WW1, there are suicide booths, and people are already dismantling monorails (I’m sorry, elevated railroads).
The Project Gutenberg eBook of The King in Yellow,... →
Reading.
Fuck everything, I want to lie around and read horror fiction from the 1800s.
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It's quiet around here. Did everyone die because...
And don’t pull that “It’s New Year’s Eve” and “People are in different time zones” crap, Tumblr, I know everyone’s secretly on Pacific Standard Time.
Tumblr, why are you sucking today?
It’s not like I’m using Missing E, so don’t pull that shit on me.
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Part of me wants Martin Sheen to come and hug me; the other part of me wants to rant at him for raising a son like Charlie Sheen.
liquidiousfleshbag asked: Sometimes you remind me of The Brave and the Bold Aquaman, because you are like CHEER UP KIDS AND HERE IS WHY PS THIS IS A STORY I AM TELLING/WRITING.
Watching THE WEST WING.
Does anyone else experience an almost erotic shiver when Leo McGarry’s talking about Andrew Jackson having a 2-tonne block of cheese in the White House?
novazembla asked: Whoa, WHOA, real answer: Wallace Wells? You're a total delight but also strangely wise and grounded.
novazembla asked: HEDONISM BOT.
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Alicia: So... Reed?
Sue: He didn't say a word. He just stared into space for five minutes then slithered off into the laboratory and closed the vacuum seal. Meanwhile, I'm babbling like a lunatic about wiring the Cosmic Cube to the stove and organizing the Immaculate Dinner Party... then Johnny started behaving like a complete pig, until he and Ben were at one another's throats...
Alicia: Oh, they'll find some space monsters to fight and then they'll feel much better.
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“…if Armageddon happens, you get to marry Elijah Wood and live in a cave.”
– Glossy explains “Deep Impact.”
the-epimethean-boy asked: For the fictional character thing. I'd say Spider Jerusalem.
kelsium asked: It's difficult for me to picture you as anything other than the lead detective in our fictional detective agency in my head.
awesome-everyday asked: You're what I imagine peter parker would be like if he was getting a creative writing doctorate. You could get bitten by a radioactive book-eating moth!
The Android app doesn’t do ask boxes for others, so I’ll tell you what characters you all are in a bit.
Which fictional character do you think I resemble...
It’s windy as fuck outside. Ubermichael is going out to get stuff for dinner, which is a kind of epic quest.
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I kind of love that Sauron is essentially Tolkien’s equivalent of Starscream getting his chance to be the big bad.